sully Funny Status Messages

   smoking a blunt with Justin Bieber.....

   Red Cross taking donations for disaster relief...... Text "Irish"

   Lord....Please send ALL the morons below me back to school!!

   Apocalypse Update Day 2: Still here....... Damn!!

   Well, if this apocalypse doesn't work out, I hear there's a Jamaican calender that ends on 4/20 next year....

   Gonna be honest here since the world is ending: "Sailing" by Christopher Cross makes me emotional.

   Boring Apocalypse thus far. Seems like Ryan Seacrest should be hosting a "2012 A-Rock-Alypse Eve" show from Times Square or something.....

   God got kicked out of our schools and the devil walked right on in......

   FYI - Only seven more shopping days until the apocalypse! Plan your looting accordingly...

   Don't worry guy's.... I just hung my 2013 calendar to protect us from the apocalypse. We should be good.

   FYI Friends; DO NOT "share" Nolan Daniels's photo. It only ruins YOUR chances of winning!

   If you search “idiot” in google search, the page will do nothing. (Try it anyways)

   If I win Power Ball tonight....I'll spend the rest of my life in my whitie tighties judging people on the internet. So basically same thing just $550 million richer.

   So...if yesterday was Black Friday, and today is Broke Saturday, then tomorrow must be Return everything Sunday?

   Ok......I don't think this Black Friday thing is working. I'm still white?

   Black Friday? Don't they already get February?

   Whatever...... The kids table is more fun anyway.

   Now that we have a cease fire in Gaza, I wish Obama would send Clinton to work on the Hostess/Twinkie mess....

   In memory of Mr. Food's passing, I will eat a lot of food tomorrow, and I will inappropriately be saying, "Ooh! It's so good!" after every bite throughout the day....

   So much for my plans on surviving the zombie apocalypse on twinkies.