Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I hear lots of jokes I can steal.

   GaryKoenig... ghey blade.

   GaryKoenig... hear any dry jokes lately that you can steal? Walker.

   Shhhh hear that??? (Hears crickets). That's the sound of your audience to your bad jokes.

   Says the guy who keeps insulting random strangers on the Internet and who won't even reveal himself.

   ScaryKoenig and his mum. Took turns licking grandpa's bum. When they're done with all their fun. Gary licks his grandmum's c~m.

   GaryKoenig sits in his dead mother's attic rubbing one out to her daily.

   Of all the things that taste like chicken, it's weird that eggs aren't one of them.

   Loser huh??? I'm not the one sitting in my mother's basement bullying and making fun of other people and trying to remain anonymous about it! If you're going to bully someone, why don't you show yourself???

   Newsflash: the chat that was leaked contained nothing of importance. No classified info. Dems just stirring up nonsense as usual.

   GaryKoenig even rips off insults. Loser.

   It's 'coincidink' you ignorant anal plug.

   ...involved in PROSECUTING J6ers. What a coinkidink, huh?

   ...U.S. Attorney Candice Chiu Wong (appointed by Hussein Obama), a Chinese Woman who was one of the key attorneys involved in PROSECUTING J

   Alex Wong, the Chinese Deputy National Security Advisor appointed by President Trump, who is at the center of the Signalgate scandal, is married to U.S. Attorney Candice Chiu Wong, a Chinese Woman who was one of the key attorneys involved in PROSECUTING J

   Exactly! The more they try to come at me, the stronger I get and the harder I laugh at them.

   Maybe the tubby no-life loooooser who lives in his parents basement and continually makes fun of GaryKoenig's status updates, should come up something original of their own. Instead of just attacking other people. You annonymous dumbf*ck.

   🇩🇪Marked safe from receiving confidential War Plans by rep#blican idiots who don't understand security today.

   If you miss a payment on a Tesla it can just drive itself back to the dealership

   On the bright side, at least Canada & Greenland will know when the country of idiots plan to invade them 🤣