nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   In terms of fractions, the football quarterback is more revered than the halfback or the fullback. Does that mean if there was an eighthback, he'd be considered Godlike?

   My favourite part of Football is when they feed the players water like they’re Hamsters

   I can never find my college Alma Mater's football games on TV. I attended FU. It's the only school that'd accept me. I graduated Smegma Cum Lordy.

   Sports Goal celebrations: Basketball: so common it’s boring. Baseball: HR gets you a high-5 Football: endzone tik tok dance so teeny bopper GF can post it Soccer: run, scream, slide, tear shirt off

   So if the Eagles play a concert at the stadium in Philadelphia, how do people know if they're going to a concert or a football game?

   Why do they keep interrupting the commercials with a football game

   Once again I will Watching football this season the same way Colin Kaepernick does... sitting on my couch

   I'm so happy college football is back. Where else can one enjoy such blatant one sidedness and win money on the outcome?

   I'm holding cheerleader tryouts for my fantasy football team.

   Football ~ The legal way to buy a nigggaa.