wendy rafferty Funny Status Messages

   I don't like to think of death as losing someone...i like to think of it as gaining a ghost!!

   Who needs a ladder, when you have a chair...and some toes.

   My new years resolution is act like I am interested in your new years resolution

   Just once i'd like to write out a check in crayon..

   I just got a good deal on a hamster from a puppy mill...he's really cool, he doesn't even need a wheel because he has no feet...yeah I like to just move him around the cage every few hours :)

   He knows when you are sleeping...he knows when you're awake....oh my God I'm scared!!!

   every time a toy breaks...an elf gets beaten..

   When I was a little kid I use to wait for Mrs. Butterworth to talk to me but she never did......I HATE HER

   I almost got to go skiing....but my husband got mad when he saw me spraying WD-40 on the bottom of his skis...

   REMEMBER:If you burn down your house on Thanksgiving....the Turkey wins.