rush1oc Funny Status Messages

   if I had a peso for every lame mafia wars update you posted this week, I could afford to put a real hit on your azz!

   If I had a nickel for every time I ignored your petville request, I could buy the L.A. Zoo..

   Today is a whole new day to f*ck up!

   beer: the reason I get up every afternoon..

   i am always right, never wrong, one time I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong...

   if I wanted any lip from you, i'd rattle my zipper..

   If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

   I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

   If you suddenly find you cannot fix it, screw it up so nobody else can !

   Too many freaks, not enough circuses.