jerry carter Funny Status Messages

   We all name our dogs....But.... Wonder what they call us .....

   I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa....Well I think it is a scam!!! Anyone that can wear my clothes sure ain't starving!!!!

   I had a late nite knock (rather hard) on the front door....Before I knew it I was flushing items down the commode.....On a side note....if you flush skittles it looks like a overhead view of NASCAR at Bristol..

   I watched some of the debate last night...I kept on waiting for someone to say "Live from New York it's Saturday Nite"!!!!! But it never happened.....

   After the debate last night and according to tradition we should have a long hard winter....Both Hillary and Donald saw their shadows.

   I watched the Olympics last night....I first watched competitive house remodeling, then Cooking with the nuwave oven, and finally finished the evening off with what I thought was going to be open water shark vacuuming....Olympics have sure changed...

   My bank account has been hacked....The hacker felt so sorry for me, he sent me a message and has started a gofundme page......

   I have an electric stove, but I prefer acoustic. The proceeding random thought was for all my musician friends........

   My credit score is so bad I have started receiving pre-declined credit card offers!

   Are you tired of wal-mart rushing our holiday's? I can't believe it, They already have birthday cards out and it's still months away from my birthday!!!!