jeff Funny Status Messages

   the S or the C silent in the word scent?

   I must have drank more than I thought last night...there's an entire hour that I don't remember!

   In a final selfless gesture, Abe Vigoda will be donating his ear hair to Locks Of Love.

   The Asians haven't been this embarrassed since William Hung was singing "She Bangs, She Bangs"

   RESEARCH: Tin foil hat club. Too much time on hands club. Lives in parents basement club.

   there is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot

   The political frustrations of this week remind me how happy I am to have allegiance to greater kingdom.

   99% of people in this world are stupid, luckily I`m in the other 7%.

   My friend Mary joined me for dinner. I had a petite filet and Mary had a little lamb!

   if I took a drink every time Musburger said "Honey Badger", I would have passed out in the 3rd quarter.