ff1241 Funny Status Messages

   I like animals more than people. Mind you I also kill, skin, butcher, and eat animals.

   Heritage For The Blind wants me to donate my old car to them. FUNK THAT! We have enought people that can't drive that can see why the hell would I want a blind person driving.

   I'm not much of a Target person...just seems hypocritical that you can't buy guns, ammo or....targets at a place called Target!!

   I have a blind date and I keep having people tell me to just be myself. Are you kidding me? Have you read my FB post?

   Today is one of the few days of the year I can pretend to be a Kardashian (do nothing and get paid for it).

   Im worried, about that one cute sweet innocent girl who keeps liking my fb post.

   I'm really looking forward to the hurricane coverage to see which news reporter falls flat on their face from the wind...Ahhh, watching them fall never gets old!

   You know that you work too much when you count hours off and not days off.

   I believe in evolution by natural selection. But I have one big problem with it. Its not fast enough and there are too many safeguards in place not to let nature do its thing.

   Its almost Barf day. That day you get one more year older want want to barf but can't so you induce yourself with booz until you do.