eengrms Funny Status Messages

   Going to Wal-Mart will help build up your immune system for just about everything except Covid-19...

   The buttons on my clothes are starting to social distance themselves from each other...

   I would send thoughts and prayers, but I would rather vote and send better politicians...

   There are more than 7 billion people on the planet. Can we finally stop calling it the miracle of birth?

   Trump should really try harder to get his message out to the younger generations, especially since one of them will eventually be his fourth wife...

   So North Korea only has 28 websites. Well we just have Facebook. Wait you mean there are more?

   The stupidest, ugliest Presidential campaign in my entire life: House of Cards meets Sharknado...

   So does this mean Jay-Z has 100 problems now?

   This election is just dragging on too long. It's like the world's longest Nicolas Cage movie...

   I'll probably come off as mean when you first meet me, but after you really get to know me you'll find out that I'm actually meaner...