cpaman Funny Status Messages

   I think that Biden got confused with picking Mayor Pete as Transportation Secretary. He is a Rhodes Scholar, not a Roads Scholar.

   So how does this work? Do we send our dollar bills to the NFL or do we pay JLo directly?

   If I end up getting the Coronavirus, I’d prefer to have it on the beach with a lime

   For those of you that think that Jimmy Kimmel is a champion of women’s rights feel free to watch some “Man Show” reruns

   I guess orange is officially the new black

   Sheldon Cooper has scored more than Ohio State did last night

   After seeing Stephanie, I see why it's called "Fuller House"!

   Guns don't kill people. Husbands that come home early do

   Jerod has been sentenced to 15 years of all the footlongs that we wants

   It's nice to see that SNL let Miss Piggy host SNL tonight