charbel Funny Status Messages

   I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs or anything but I would have made the iPhone charger about 5 feet longer...

   Why does the pope get to resign with a mere 2 weeks of notice, while I have to give my employer 30 whole days?:|

   Always Remember, If CHRISTMAS Isn't Found In Ur Heart, You Won't Find It Under A Tree..

   It Is Better To Go Skiing And Think Of God,Than Go To Church And Think Of Skiing

   Dear Microsoft Office Word I am pretty sure I spelled my name correct

   Today is the national animal day,please take a moment to remember your EX

   Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful

   no need to google, my wife know everything :P

   Someone asked me for my mobile number today, l don't know, I never call myself

   Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it.