canadian25 Funny Status Messages

   You can meet 10 girls, mess with 9, talk to 8, laugh with 7, run behind 6, like 5, go out with 4, get used to 3, care about 2, but only love 1.

   Subway: Where women make sandwiches for men without complaining.

   I got stopped by a lady doing a survey today. She said, "What household chore annoys you the most?" I said, "Having to turn down the telly to tell my wife to do the hoovering."

   When a girl is in love, she offers sex. when a guy wants sex, he offers love.

   Why did they introduce women into the police force? To keep the streets clean

   I'm having a problem with sexual harassment at work. There isn't any.

   Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out

   Her: "Ugh! Let me tell you about m......" Me: "Is my zipper down?" Her: ".....no..." Me: "Then why is your mouth open?

   Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook.

   My wife is like a tree She falls down after being hit repeatedly with an Axe.