Troy Funny Status Messages

   What's all this fuss about gay rights? I'm pretty sure there are a lot more gay lefts out there...

   I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car

   Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on again?

   If you can't tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno there's a good chance you've been fooled by a tranny once or twice too

   Daylight Saving Time this weekend but try not to lose any sleep over it

   thinks some people should not be allowed to drive, reproduce, or breathe........and especially not all at the same time

   doing a study on paranoia by following people around town in my white Crown Vic with 4

   how come every time I change my password it still shows up as the same 8 stars in a row ******** ?

   wondering if night-time funeral processions drive with their lights off or what?

   just changed my profile date of birth and was really loving all the attention until my mom wished me a Happy Birthday. My own mother didn't even know my real birthday is not until April.