Slowmotionninja Funny Status Messages

   2020 is rough but I think infound a way to get threw.im just gonna ask my mom if slapping me into next year is still on the table.

   I'm not buying a 2021 calendar until I see the trailer. Not gonna get me again

   All my childhood invisible friends are probably doctors and lawyers now...good for them

   I just checked on my Farmville after 3 years. It's now a Wal-mart

   60 percent of the worlds population is female which means some of you are going to die alone think keep that in mind next time you get my text

   if noone comes from the future to stop you, how bad of a decision could it really be?

   You know when I was younger I was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in life...

   So there are teenagers out there that have unprotected sex, but yet have cases on their phones. Just let that sink in for a minute....

   Kim Kardashian Says She Would Like To Have Sex With Herself …To Know What It Feels Like! Guess that means that after Kanye West Noone wants to touch her.

   Baby, I would take a bullet for you... In Halo 4... Unless I'm on a kill streak.