MigdaGwig Funny Status Messages

   Hostess Cakes merged with McKee Foods, and now everybody wants a bite of Little Debbie's twinkie.

   Confucius say: "Young girl who go fishing with Biden come home with red snapper."

   I'm too smart to be happy.

   I don't really care which baseball teams stand for the National Anthem inasmuch as I wish they'd make the game a little less boring. The national pastime is past its time.

   I tried having a personal relationship with God. But he said he only liked me as a friend.

   I bought a Joe B¡den watch on QVC. I has liver spotted hands and is running out of time.

   Joe B¡den looks like he smells like pee.

   The Ieft has big vocabularies; the right has big bank accounts. Guess which one pays the bills at the end of the month?

   I support Goya: Black Beans Matter

   I'm a BLM fan: Bacon, Lettuce, & 'Mater samich.