K-Mac Funny Status Messages

   They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton.

   Been almost ten years single. A friend asked if I masturbated a lot. I said no, I don't want to get dust all over the place.

   I would like to thank all the people who let me know it was snowing today, like I'm some clueless idiot.

   Dammit! I tried, I really tried, but Monday still found me.

   I don't know what the big deal is about Cinco De Mayo, Heck my Grandma can beat the French

   I bet it's confusing for gays with walk-in closets. You're in, you're out, you're in, you're out.

   If I get a million likes on Facebook......not a damn thing will change.

   Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

   They say if you have a fear of spiders you are more likely to find one in your bedroom..............I'm really afraid of Mila Kunis.

   BBC: North Korea's Kim Jong Un threatening nuclear attack against US. CNN: North Korea may be a nuclear threat. Fox News: Obama causing problems with North Korea