Jman Funny Status Messages

   I am addicted to Cold Turkey. Not sure how I will ever quit.

   Even North Korea has to wait on hold for hours to reach tech support in India

   Oh, you think you have relationship problems? Try separating me from my bed in the morning...

   "I apologize for my vauge statuses on Facebook, they were actually about you. Let's handle this like mature human beings instead." - Nobody Ever

   Dear ex, you remind me of my dirty laundry because I didn't like doing you.

   You can tell you're a real John Wayne kind of man when it doesn't even matter what color bendy straw you use in your chocolate milk.

   Welcome to Facebook, choose your category: Comedian, Philosopher, Protester, or Drama Queen

   I hate it when foreign numbers call my cell asking: "Hi, who is this??" ...You're the one that frickin called, why don't you tell me?

   If you can't say anything nice, say something vague on Facebook.

   This world is full of STDs... Sexually Transmitted DRAMA