Jackoo Funny Status Messages

   Too many snakes and not enough ladders these days

   This Year I'm going to spend Valentine's day with my ex...... Box One

   Its not attractive to constantly look surprised! So get your crayons out and sketch a different pair of eyebrows please

   ts not attractive to constantly look surprised! So get your crayons out and sketch a different pair of eyebrows please

   Omg look at my baby scans, they are so original and definitely don't look exactly the same as every other baby in the world.

   It's not my fault I'm dyslexic, it's in my NDA.

   Apparently “bae” means “before anyone else.” I always thought it was an extremely ghetto word for “babe”...

   Just want to wish all my beautiful Facebook friends a Happy New Year. And for all those who get offended by my posts. I hope you die in 2014

   Ladies no amount of alcohol should ever make you go barefoot in the club. You are not Wilma Flintstone

   If you're in a relationship. I don't know why you feel the need to upload 10 selfies a day. Look at your boyfriend instead of a camera . You attention seeking hoe