IARU Funny Status Messages

   Those who want the minimum wage set to $15 an hour; calling it a living wage are clueless. How about a living education? If you're 30 and making fries for a living, don't expect me to subsidize your poor life choices.

   I'd like to personally address Facebook in telling them we know how to vote and to kindly stop with those imbecilic notices.

   I'm hard at work writing song lyrics which center around my offering a ride to those asking to be taken to Funkytown.

   As a man, never watch your woman struggle to pay bills ... dump her and find one that has some money.

   Coronavirus Deaths: 216,000 Medical Malpractice Deaths: 400,000 You're safer getting Covid than going to the doctor.

   The MSM claims national polls have Biden ahead by 14 points. By "national", they mean New York City, Chicago, Philadelphia, Los Angeles and cemeteries.

   "Alloweth me, I shan't be damned To probe around your lovely clam." - Spongebob Shakespeare

   Just when I'm happy to be alive, The Connors comes on.

   Just when I'm feeling proud to be an American, The Connors comes on.

   It rained here in Arizona today, but it was a dry rain.😛