GaryKoenig Funny Status Messages

   I'm funny! And you better agree with it or I'll hold my breath for a long time!

   My wife is leaving me because I tell too many Star Wars puns. Divorce is strong with her.

   Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'll take that! Like we can't screw this country up any more than it already is. #garykoenig2028

   What up?

   Filled up my car last week $110 but drove off without paying. I was up in court today and got fined $75. Follow me for more tips.

   Q. Know what? A. That's what! That's funny, right?

   Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?

   I eat bananas for the shape, not the taste.

   I give head.

   I'm funny I tell you!