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What's this I hear about some 19 year old girl getting Justin Bieber pregnant?
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11-02-2011 15:12 by Felesar
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How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what someone said?
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04-15-2011 02:16 by Felesar
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I saw Donald Rumsfeld on CNN this morning, offering his advice on using the military in Libya. What's next? Octomom giving advice on birth control?
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03-10-2011 09:44 by Felesar
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The Oscars are over. From now on, any reference to "The King's Speech" should only reflect the things Charlie Sheen says.
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02-28-2011 12:40 by Felesar
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Someone needs to do a "Leave Charlie Sheen alone!" video on You Tube like that emo tween did for Brittney.
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02-28-2011 00:56 by Felesar
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Whenever I say, "I don't mean that in a bad way"... yeah, I probably do.
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02-25-2011 22:06 by Felesar
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wants you to know that Alcohol is Never the answer. Unless, of course, the question is "What is C2H5OH?"
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07-19-2010 21:57 by Felesar
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Don't judge me. If you're reading this, then you aren't working either.
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07-16-2010 12:24 by Felesar
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As I grow older and wiser, I am increasingly aware that mostly, I'm just growing older..
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07-13-2010 12:58 by Felesar
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I never called you crazy... I said you look like you might own 400 cats, but I never actually said "crazy."
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07-06-2010 18:53 by Felesar
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