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Did I log into Facebook or Pinterest? I'll tell you what color that dress is.. It's who and why do you all give a f**k!"
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My current clothing style is a combination of "sh*t I'm late", "sh*t it's cold", with just a hint of "I'm too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers".
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Eggnog!.. The only b*tch I'm excited to hear back from after 9 months of absence."
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If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'
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I live my life with no regrets. I apologize for nothing. I'm sorry but that's just the way it is!"
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I imagine love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then Listening to it over and over again till you hate that song."
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So Wake me up when I am Sober, When I'm not so drunk and so hungover. This Entire time I didn't know I was getting so tore up. This entire time I didn't know I was getting this f**ked up... I didn't know, I didn't know!..." ♫
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I dont understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I'm trusting you with my money, you should at least trust me with your damn pens!"
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maybe Disney should start having there girls sign contracts before making them famous. Like, "I Promise I will not be America's next pop wh*re if I get this part..."
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I don't care when a girl puts me in 'the friend', 'creeper' or 'getting a restraining order against zone'... it's their loss, not mine."
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