Lil-David Funny Status Messages

   No you may not "Axe" me a question... I don't speak Walmart!

   I need to make some new Haters, the old ones are starting to like me!

   My favorite thing about winter...waking up from hibernation!

   People with really bad attitudes should move to Colorado and Be Happy And Worry!

   With everyone off work on this first day of the New Year good reason to stay in bed and enjoy your New Years Hump Day!

   New Years Day I will be 100, so New Years Eve I'm going to party like I'm 19 @ 99!

   May the sweat of a billion camels invade your crouch and armpits and the smell of a million skunks invade your breath!

   Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing!

   My bartender can beat up your psychiatrist, now pop a pill while I have a drink!

   I need a hug and a beer, this climate stuff is stressing me!