@teewuu86 Funny Status Messages

   I wonder if girls at the University of Alabama call their periods the "Crimson Tide"

   I'm doing a water balloon drive by at bestbuy tonight at 23:00 hours...... Whose with me?!?!

   Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.

   If your dog is the only one excited when you walk in the door from work even though you make 6 figures.......... you have failed conclusively!!!!!

   a fart is merely the cry of an imprisoned turd

   Old people tell the best stories.....

   Wouldnt ot be nice if breast implants came with a squeaky toy inside them.

   NOTHING is more awkward then walking down an empty hallway and passing someone who you use to talk to but don't anymore.

   I wish I had had Dora's parents . They let her little A$$ go anywhere

   Me: Did it hurt? Girl says: What, when I fell out of heaven? Me: No, when you got kicked out of hell for being too hotttt!!