@steady Funny Status Messages

   FACEBOOK IS A HELL OF A DRUG!!!

   If they can come out with an app that can do your homework 4 you I swear...

   Just drove past a hitchhiker I wish he had a better sign....

   I don't think there is anything funny about hitting your funnybone...

   Great!!! my parents just told me I was made in China...???

   I have 20/20 vision but i'm having a hard time reading this blurry code I have to enter online.

   Cell phones are great but I wish people would select better ringtones than, "Ring, ding, dong, Ringer, Ringer, Ding, Ding, Dong..."WTF???

   When you meet someone online & you fall in love is that considered love & first site?

   I use to be in great shape until I fell in love... Damn!!!

   Do you really have to like everything on Facebook....????