@seanathon77 Funny Status Messages

   If I put bricks on top of my oven... Is that considered "Brick Oven Pizza?"

   The way these kids are growing up now a days.. I'm scared for the future of society.. We're all going to Hell in a Handbag!

   Hopefully the guy on the Skywire doesn't have to sneeze anytime soon.. Looks Dusty

   Ladies... If your going to post "Selfie" pics from the bathroom... Can't you atleast make sure the toliet is not in the picture...

   I hope Stanley doesn't get mad when the Bruins take his cup again.

   Hunny... You dont speak a lick of English.. But you repeated my coffee order perfectly! Will you marry me!

   "Smells like a Storms a brewin' Jack!" Ohh God ive been watchin too much Duck Dynasty!

   I was going to buy my first pair of Jordans.. Until I saw the price.. So I decided to make a car payment instead!

   If anybodys looking for me i'll be in Southie lookin for Erin's Gold Bra. Happy St Patricks Day

   I love when people see me and say..." Ohh I've been meaning to call you.. But lost your number.." B itch my number hasn't changed in 10 yrs! It should be implanted into your brain cells!