@sEddy90 Funny Status Messages

   The ONLY 2 acceptable excuses a man can't spend time with his child is if he's DEAD or IN JAIL, Happy Father's Day

   WELCOME TO FACEBOOK - The place where people add you as a friend and walk past you in the street.....

   Happy Father's Day to all the Dads who went out to get some milk, & actually came back home.

   Flirting words = "Big head", "Punk", "Ugly", & "We gone fight."" ;)

   BOSS: Built On Self Success.

   I never figured "HECK" is a combination of Hell and Fcuuk.

   Goku had died and been ressurrected so many times it would make a Hindu dizzy.

   Black person: Jeans $200, Shirt $100, Shoes $160, pockets.. $0 White Person: Jeans $15, Shirt $20, Shoes $30, pockets $5,000"

   B!tch If you can't fit your tweet into 140 characters, maybe you should shut the hell up.

   Sex is like school .. you miss a period & you're in trouble.