@gnarleycharley Funny Status Messages

   When it comes to my omelette cheese I'm Un-American. #whitechesseplease

   Here's a story,of a LOVELY lady
 who was bringing up three very LOVELY girls
all of them had hair of gold, like their mother.
the youngest one in curls. RIP CAROL BRADY

   Kanye West is 53 million in debt...I heard Taylor Swift has started a go fu%# yourself account...

   Bill Cosby's lawyer says Cosby is legally blind, that might explain the sweaters & why he can't see his wedding ring.

   It took 3 amigos and a Mexican village to take care of El Guapo...Donald Trump has zero Amigos, advantage El Chapo!

   Tom Brady should be forced to spend those 4 games at a Children's Hospital blowing up balloon animals.

   Aaron Hernandez is already proving to be a hot prospect for several prison gangs, and he is expected to be drafted quickly.

   Breaking news Roger Goodell has just given Aaron Hernandez a 2 game suspension.

   Conspiracy Theory #237 - The Easter bunny and the tooth fairy are secretly working together.

   I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in five years, come on guys I don't have 2020 vision.