@McIsaac360 Funny Status Messages

   We all know who we should blame for the war in Libya... Doc why did you steal the plutonium you mad man!!! >_<

   Some lady, said I was like a cuddly big bear.... Funny, I was just thinking about scrimmaging through some trash cans and mauling some hikers. -_-

   I had my dose of monday Tiger Blood, but I broke my freaking dragon tooth.

   You can't put a price on happiness... However the bi-products Water, Pg&E, Internet, Clothes, Shoes, Movies, Food, Transportation, Travel.... You can put a price on.

   Yoda could never get married because every time he announce his vows he replies "Do I?"

   when I was little I used to think Marshmallows were ghost turds...

   I would kill to see a Dave Chapelle Charley Murphy: True Hollywood Story of Charlie Sheen... :\

   roses are red, violets are blue, the moment you leave, I'm robbing you... Thank you Iphone GPS!

   Just herd Tyler Perry is investing in a new special event...Ah well... I will talk to you guys later, I'm about to watch Tyler Perry Presents: The Oscars.

   I'm counting the calories as I eat this double quarter pounder with cheese...Wish me luck weight lost!