Funny Status Messages

   If ignorance is bliss, you must be ecstatic at all times.

   Did you develop your personality in a car crash?

   What doesn’t kill you disappoints the rest of us.

   You could have been an extra in Chernobyl.

   Just saw your picture on social media, and you look like a “before” picture.

   Don’t worry, someday the other one will drop.

   You do you. Because God knows no one else will.

   Pickleball. As if tennis wasn't g@y enough already.

   come on guys, off my back, I posted some funny ones this time. Gary K.

   Don’t trust people who avoid the sun. They’re shady.