Funny Status Messages

   Today is Liberation Day! Also known as the largest tax and inflation hike for working class families in history.

   Remember when we woke up in the morning and the economy was stable, we didn’t deport the wrong people and the world respected us? Yeah, I miss those days too.

   The USA holds the cards, Canucksters.

   BREAKING: Canada to remove tariffs, if the United States agrees to do the same. Would you look at that… 🤣

   Welcome incognito GaryKoenig.

   WebMD needs to add the question “Have you eaten Taco Bell today?” when asking about stomach-related symptoms

   I went to my psychiatrist today. She told me I had a split personality and charged me $360. I gave her $180 and told her to get the rest from the other idiot.

   I'm going to switch my car insurance from Geico to Allstate, then to Statefarm, then back to Geico. If my calculations are correct, they should owe me $837

   The larger the implants, the more likely she’ll be really confused by a push/pull door.

   I took two Centrum Silver and now I've got the urge to drive 25mph in the left lane with my right turn signal on all day.