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   Black Friday special!!! Stay at home and save 100%.

   Thanksgiving: Being thankful for what you have and those you love. Black Friday: Trampling those you love to save 15% on something you don't have. Cyber Monday: "Hey, babe. Sorry I killed your dad Friday. Here's an iTunes gift card to ease the pain

   3 horrible facts: Today is not Friday Tomorrow is not Friday The day after is not Friday

   Friday night

   The clocks go back this weekend. Hopefully back to when we could afford groceries.

   Dear Black Friday: We all have big screen tvs. Put those groceries on sale.

   Help control the pet population, eat at a Chinese restaurant this weekend.

   As the weekend approaches remember this, " A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure. ”

   I live every day like it's Friday the 13th.

   Jesus final words on Good Friday " Don’t eat my chocolate. I’ll be back Monday."