Mom or Mother Funny Status Messages

   When the funniest, smartest comment you can make is "Canada is ghey". Because your mother was stupid and your father was stupid and you're stupid. And that's the best you can do. A for effort there, Cletus 😂

   They should've never given jig-a-boos and women the right to vote. Well, not all women. Not the dumb ones like your mother who also has herpes.

   GaryKoenig sits in his dead mother's attic rubbing one out to her daily.

   Loser huh??? I'm not the one sitting in my mother's basement bullying and making fun of other people and trying to remain anonymous about it! If you're going to bully someone, why don't you show yourself???

   Hug your mother today. Tell her you love her.

   Dear Teenage Pop-Tart taking a picture of yourself wearing a bikini in your bathroom mirror: I do not want to be your friend. Please go away. (Does your mother know you do this?)

   Guys, if the relationship fails, don't blame her only. It takes 2 people to mess up a relationship. Blame her and her mother.

   I find it interesting how some women won't date a man that lives with his mother, but will date a man that lives with his wife.

   Daddy..what's a transvestitie? Go ask your mother he'll tell you

   Beaver's mother was Barbara Billingsley, you dum@$$!