xi0n Funny Status Messages

   I'm not saying she's fat...... But if you asked me to name my 5 fattest friends.... She would be 3 of them.

   Spotify is linked with Facebook so that your friends can see what you are listening to. (God help me the day Facebook connects with Google.) : ಠ_ಠ

   We all have that ONE friend who checks in on Facebook when he is at Hooters and doesn't post pics.... Yeah..... Screw that guy.

   The big winners in last nights MNF debacle?.... All of the TV repair shops in Wisconsiun.

   I just got a call from the NFL office...they must have gotten wind of that 1 flag football game I ref'd in 2002

   Be careful when clicking links on FB. There is a new one going around that says if you click it, it goes to a page where you can get the new Nickelback album for free. When you click it, it takes you to a page to get the new Nickelback album for free. :/

   BREAKING NEWS: The Broncos just scored on the Chargers again.

   It's Eminem's birthday. Happy birthday to the whitest black guy on the planet.

   In the apocalyptic movie, 2012, New York was flooded in October.

   Elmo is a gay black 52 year old child molester.... Childhood = RUINED.

   Every f'n idiot with Instagram now thinks they are a photographer. Knock it off.... You look like a tool.