wayne Funny Status Messages

   so nice to see that the ex g/f who said I would never amount to anything just take my order at Taco Bell

   Dear Kobe Bryant, Would you like some cheese with that whine....sincerely Steve Nash

   I love Swamp people...."choot em, hurry choot em"

   I like watching hoarders...it makes my house look clean

   Well for Casey Anthony.... first is the book deals....then the movie deals....who said crime doesnt pay

   oh no.....this woman in the Walmart express lane has Midol, Pamprin, and shotgun shells in her buggy.....Lord just get me out of her safelyt

   I saved a lot of money this Christmas by switching to single....

   secretly wishing that Steve Garvey will someday be announcing winners of UFC cage matches.