vinny Funny Status Messages

   Last night I had a dream I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted...

   is it just me or does anybody else miss the days when music on the radio sounded good, made sense, and actually required talent to make?????

   Forget a "dislike" button , id rather have a "This makes me want to punch you in the freakin throat" button

   i realized I really dont have to watch games, movie award shows, music award shows or anything else to that effect anymore... all I have to do is come on facebook and I have a detailed play by play of every minute of it right on my news feed!!!!

   The only turkey I'll be having on Thursday most likely is the wild kind, on the rocks

   Dear Oprah, thanks for clarifying you're not a lesbian. We were all wondering...

   Darnit, my kufi doesn't match my dashiki. What on earth will I wear for Kwanzaa??

   I'm hosting a rave in Rome, Italy. What a Riot!