vicky manuja Funny Status Messages

   Facebook going green? Because I'm seeing a lot of people reusing the quotes.

   It's absolutely hilarious when an idiot tries to convince you and themselves that Android handsets are better than an iPhone.

   Steve Jobs was born out of wedlock, put up for adoption at birth, fired from the company in 1985, dropped out of college, then changed the world. What's your excuse?

   Mess with me? I'll let karma do its job. Mess with my family? I'll become karma.

   “No officer, there is no blood in my alcohol system.”

   Take your time, because relationships that start fast, end fast.

   Make good memories today, so that you can have a good past.

   You can't control love. That's the best and worst part of it.

   Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

   If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?

   They should make untangling headphones an olympic sport.

   If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

   Life is a Kaleidoscope after few beers! *Sunday Closed*

   No one is ever bored enough to start studying.

   I go tweetless when I see you.

   I believe I can find my soul mate in #TomorrowLand

   Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve..