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   messageicon Danica Patrick is on the pole, is the best thing I've heard about NASCAR Nationwide Series Ever!
←Rate | 02-25-2012 23:46 by tomr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess my other 510 friends have real lives!
←Rate | 02-25-2012 23:54 by tomr Comments (0)  


   messageicon cleaning out his closet, I mean my loser friends that have real lives and never like my status!
←Rate | 02-25-2012 23:58 by tomr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was going to upload a photo of my biceps but I don't have a wide angle lens
←Rate | 02-26-2012 00:21 by tomr Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes to slide the popcorn around the bottom of the bowl and dredge up the butter!
←Rate | 02-26-2012 02:44 by tomr Comments (0)  


   messageicon My neighbor is watching porn...on his 72 flat screen..I can see it from 300 yards away!
←Rate | 02-26-2012 03:47 by tomr Comments (0)  



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