tails277 Funny Status Messages

   bail money, check, mankini, check, whipped cream, check, jelly wrestling for dummies guide book, check, stubbie holder, check, panadole, check......... Cairns here I come.

   i hear hell is hot this time of year..

   do not ever think a Mach 3 razor is an appropriate to tool to get rid of nose hairs.......

   I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong

   Osama Bin Laden, World Hide and Seek Champ since 2001, Well played Sir.....

   Dear Santa, I've been really good today, so lets focus on that!

   making a Sexual Bucket List: 50 Things to Do Sexually Before You Die

   over Super Models, New Niche, Lingerie models

   Oi, FB friends, enjoy, love and relax..... love what you do and love the people around you... but always be prepared to explore and be ready for change............ dont get bored and dont be boring.......

   Always walking away from the chemist smelling f***ing awesome

   Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

   The world won't end in 2012, Marty Mcfly has been to 2015

   I would like to tell you a joke about covid but 99% of you won’t get it......