supa sam E Funny Status Messages

   Life is full of up's & down's, so UP the music & DOWN the Tequila

   I want to make you feel like your the only girl in the world LOL jks I got ho's, in different area codes!!

   If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, I know I can achieve it.

   I DONT HAVE ANY TEQUILA... BUT THERE'S NO REASON you CANT STILL LICK, SUCK AND SWALLOW