serina Funny Status Messages

   Dear Cellphone companies>>>Please add an "Unsend my text" option!!

   the akward moment when you meet someone of the Internet N they look nothing like their pics

   Every morning around this time I start to wonder if I'm the maury type

   Life is like a roller coaster. You can either scream every time there is a bump or you can throw your hands up and enjoy the ride.

   The funny thing about life is, it can change your worst problem into the funniest joke. It just needs time.

   •Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.