sammi.baybee Funny Status Messages

   Good guys are like a thong on a fat girl....hard to find :)

   One womans trash is...well, just trash! Women dont throw away things that have real value ;)

   i only drive one kind of stick...and it isnt standard ;)

   The grass isnt always greener on the other side...its greener where you choose to water it:)

   In life, the woman saying " it cant be done" is always interrupted by the woman doing it...that woman is ME:)