randy Funny Status Messages

   Spiders are "just bugs"? Oh then I guess king kong is "just a monkey" huh pal? You kill it!!!!

   I know you need a wish right now, wish right now .. but quit postin song lyrics on my wall !

   Boy says to girl; "have you ever had a Australian kiss?" Girl says; "whats that?" Boy says; "it's like a french kiss, but down undaa."

   I see Charlie Brown hittin' on Jessica Rabbitt, Transformers talkin dirty to Sailor Moon, Daria sxting Rainbow Brite, Woodpeckers and Woodys gettin buzz lightyeared, wtf .. I'm goin back 2 sleep

   Why are all the birds dyin? seahawks, falcons, ravens, eagles