potts Funny Status Messages

   "The question before the human race is, whether the God of nature shall govern the world by his own laws, or whether priests and kings shall rule it by fictitious miracles."

   I'm not usually a fan of cliche's, but every now and then it's ok to ask yourself what you're truly thankful for...

   Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.

   Monkeys use sex as a way to end an argument....One of my favorite techniques as well

   voted most likely to get "slapped" in High-School

   Why does a good Christian fear death and why do we mourn the dead, if they are going to a much better place?

   So I spent $25.00 for a Tiger Woods DVD titled " My Favorite 18 Holes"....... turns out it was all about golf....

   Most folks are carbon copies of their indoctrination, education, organized religion and politically correct propaganda. Some of us "Independent Thinkers" walk our own unique path of discovery, simultaneously emanating a vibration to source and truth.

   Gary Busey kicked @ss during his halftime performance.....