pooh boy Funny Status Messages

   I'm pretty sure there's a chip in my car that turns all traffic lights RED.....

   Richard Dawson has died....WOW!! I'm SHOCKED!!! I thought he died YEARS AGO?!?!?!

   Commercial time. I'll just flip through and see what else is on.......1 min later....What the HelI was I just watching??????

   WOW!! What a great dream!!! I'll never forget dreaming that me and ..um..um...um...Who was it?? Well, we um, um, um, um.....Oh crap!!!! Forgot it already!!

   If I ever start a team, I'm going to name it "Each Other Off"...That way when we loose a game, the other players will have to tell people they "beat each other off last night"!!!