p0lel0ck Funny Status Messages

   What time Is The Rapture? I Wanna Make Sure I Have On Clean Underwear!

   Feels sorry for the astronauts on the space station. If the world ends who will bring them supplies?

   Thinks Meatloaf,KORN,& Limp Bizkit, Should Do A "DINNER TOUR"!

   If You Use Pinesol in A Pine Forest Is It Unscented?

   One Cup Of Coffee, A Dash Of Milk, and A Half Pound Of Sugar! Thats How I Roll!

   Good Lord...Pink For Cancer, Red For Cards, Orange for Halloween, and Now Blue for Bullying! October has More damn color in it than a strand of Christmas Lights!