orania Funny Status Messages

   I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake

   It's easier to drive to mars than to figure out how a male thinks .

   Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you DON'T CARE who rules the world! THIS IS WHAT I CALL ATTITUDE .......

   If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.

   Yes, I've made mistakes, but life didn't come with instructions on.

   I'm the type of girl who can be so hurt but still look at you & smile. The type of girl who is willing to brighten your day even if I cant brighten my own.

   hey YOU...I'm Sorry, did my back hurt your knife?

   Everything happens for a reason... Just know that God places people in your life for a reason and will let you know what that reason is when it is time! ♥

   Few women admit their age; few men act it.....

   It is difficult to be stupid... competition is huge...

   If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called you first

   Until you called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

   Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

   Hey, Remember that time I told you I thought you were cool? I LIED.

   Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass

   I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you