northdakotaemt Funny Status Messages

   Last night I awoke to a warm gentle rain on my face........and then I realized I was sleeping on the bottom bunk......................

   Hates that scary moment when you stare at your 10 yr olds empty bed and think..."Maybe that "I'm running away" speech wasn't an April Fool's joke....

   I'm not positive...but I think that the "Rinse and Repeat" slogan is just a ploy from the big companies to get me to buy more than 365 bottles of shampoo next year............... I really don't think I'm that gullible......

   Sometimes I like to challenge myself AnD exercise at the same time.... Today I made it an extra five minutes just by squirming around and wiggling my foot before I had to run for the bathroom........

   My procrastinators club is getting restless....they think we should start thinking about thinking about maybe meeting.... I think they are too ambitious to be in my club.......

   Just discovered that one sock in my favorite pair of socks has a hole in it.....I really don't think I can go on with my day now.

   After random power outages happened throughout the city due to maintanence, thousands of city residents lined up to pay overdue electricity bills....well played Houston....well played

   Anyone know how much bullsh#t an adult Depends will hold? Going to a political debate later and want to be prepared.......