none Funny Status Messages

   Went to go check my Mega Millions ticket and got pissed off because the clerk sold me a Powerball ticket instead. Oh well I guess I'll just fantasize about winning 34 million now instead.

   The national debt is up 40% since Inauguration Day. Unemployment is up 1.2%. We're not only still fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan; we're now engaged with Libya. Gas prices are approaching $4.00/gal, and we're halfway through the fiscal year and sti

   Methinks someone in Washington has discovered that "Hope and Change" is a lot easier to say than it is to deliver .

   Vegeterian- ancient tribal name for man that can't hunt.