nick1295 Funny Status Messages

   back in a minute, I have to take an Obama.

   "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." -Dave Barry

   Waterbording's more fun than a polygraph.

   Obamacare-Call us when you are shovel ready.

   Jesus Christ & U. S. Veterans are the only forces that offered to die for you.