molly Funny Status Messages

   3 girls I graduated with got engaged yesterday! I, on the other hand, was engaged in knitting in my snuggie while watching "It's a Wonderful Life" for about the hundredth time, and playing Robot Unicorn Attack. Thinking maybe I should get out more....

   a little disappointed that Egyptians don't walk any different from the rest of us!!!

   Would like to remind all my friends who also spent Valentine's day alone, St. Patricks day is only a month away... Start drinking!

   tired of trying to be perfect, and has decided instead to try to just be herself, in hopes that one day, just maybe, that will be enough. Besides, everyone else is already taken.

   thought he was my knight in shining armor, but it turned out he was just some retard in aluminum foil

   Apparently this guy on the street was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad dude, my bad.